This is the Alaskan plan

His hands were so pale. Nicks and scabs mirrored the only reflections of red under his skin. It was like the blood had died and settled in his face, underneath the enormous black and grey beard. His skin was wrinkled and stiff. In the shade of his beard, his skinny, wiry body sat back hunched. Let me tell you how he got this way, with his wild eyes and skinny jeans.

• he fell in love with the stars
• the stars name was Jessica
• she was a chain smoker and always wore hijab
• tired white girl with the celestial birthmark

He was a twenty something who never did. His friends grew up listening to the Violent Femmes and Radiohead. He drank their drinks and wore their black t-shirts, but his skinny frame wasn't really interested. Graduated from college, his sociology degree been put to use as a construction worker. In the alternate universe he is from, such manual labor and service jobs were paid generously for their repetitive and low status nature. Every other night, he would smoke a cigarette and write short stories about why he enjoyed his life. These he sold to newspapers and journals, but were rarely published.

~to be changed completely

Showertime Breathing

i'm a lightning bolt running up your thighs
through your lungs, blowing out your eyes
a river of pain, i am fear most despised
this will be you last fucking look at the sky

i want to kiss your valleys
draw fingers over chest
our love is a razor blade
and i'm cutting your wrists

jagged scars in perception rip out
you will be left clutching your eyes
a demon's tear on a rotten shout
this is... the end of your fucking life

Savoury

Cut Your Wrists And Suck Your Dicks
...possible Satanicunt song

Trucker Pope!
"Ah speak of
BLEEESSING
of Diesel fuel!"
(ford)

"Blessin's
o' wrenches
n' shit!"

"Moo?"

Pine
Fucking
Apple

Kicked out
by a
CROSS
DRESSER!

"What the fuck's up,
mah playuhz!"

KILL
COPS
4
CASH

Nukler
Bomb
Mothafucksazs

Satanicunt - Obiwan Kenobi is a Fucking Faggot

Falling up stairs
Break your fall on my chair
I'll fill your face with maggots
Make you fucking puke you faggot
THE FUCKING FORCE
WON'T SAVE YOUR ASS
Crushing hand in air
I'll cut off all your air
Windpipe breaking
MY HEART IS SHAKING
My mother fucking name is Darth Vader
FUCK OFF MY SON YOU FAGGOT!

Satanicunt - Fuck Obama's Mother in the Ass

Stomping mothers and babies!
Withering social decay
EATS UP OUR PATHETIC HEARTS
They fucking want you to die
(FUCKING WANT YOU TO DIE)
Dismal entrails in the doorway
Catacombs in our mouths
I AM GOD I AM GOD
On a mission for salvations
(FUCKING WANT YOU TO DIE)

CHEWING WITH OUR MANDIBLES
BURNING SPIT AND CUM
You taste like an ashtray
YOUR FACE IS AN ASHTRAY

PULL MY DICK OUT
HAMMER THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
WITH AN AXE WITH A FUCKING AXE

Velocity impedes my soul
an urge to live, my fucking goal
I'm a concrete slab of Frankenstein's lab
And I'm falling like a halo towards your fucking skull

Star Wars

"I want to eat
ASTRONAUTS"

"OHGAWD
MYBELLY"

It's a vagina robot destroyer!
"RAHHH!"

ANTARCTICA
---> doctors

Hard Core Porn
C-M xx
oG "musik judgeaaaah"
W. B. Hood
together comprise...
THE
TWEENIEFUCKS

"Where
th' fuck's
my
wizard
???"

"..."


"Fucking
NO!"

~fin~

Fuck!

Cannibal
Sexxx
Machines

IAMAROBOT

...

satan-
(sucks dick fo' thruppence!)
i-cunt
(everybody kill yourself!)

I'm trying to tear out my brain

Walking like I remember how to do it.
I am no diagonal, I do not cross
Swords or whores to weather my hypocrisy
A stringent green majesty

everything is jitters and I can't fucking sleep
I need more rest and less cure
riding a jetplane down the spine of a guitar suicide

Pressured Phone Cord

I.

"Man, I'm
fuckin' messed
UP"

sex

AW YEAH
HOOKUHZ

LAZER

Police
cock

!! Smells like weeeed !!

David Hasslehoff

Slippery when soaked <- Pot Leaf
I AM [insert picture of a vagina here]

II.

Charles Manson
Reincarnation Jubilation!
FUCK YOU

(No pregnant
chicks plz)

"oh fuck
i'm in space"

Whine; and the
world knows you
suck.
Bark; and the
world howls.

PIXEL PIRATE

Time Pellets

We'll have compressed time pellets soon. Taken from
those experiences we all have about time that
seems to take sooo long. You'll be able
to crush a few pellets in your tea or
in a cigarette and bingo... instant time-
of-your-life moment in sweet slow motion.

The Wormcocks - Lizard Girl

Hey sexy lizard girl
You reek of bile and I think aiii
Wanna hump yaaa

Hey stop sign
What the fuck sign
When you try to run up aiii
I gonna gat yaaa

Brainded from bonerz in the basement
Shut ya face, you're excretement
She's a real girl (bitch!)
and you're a loser loner (shit!)

Smoking up and your friends' houses
Jump a gate every day and lerrrn
How we can sniff sex out any time
Except fucking Mondays