September 10, 2010

Idea

Imagine if in Lord of the Rings, a boat from distant shores came up to some big ol' hobbit or human or elven city and shows them guns and Victorian values and culture and shit like that.
- The wizards probably knew it all already
- The hobbits would hate it.
- Sauron would love it.
Steampunk of the Rings?

September 9, 2010

Abraham Lincoln is a fucking genius.

Let's have a wonderful American Thanksgiving. Bring out the microwave turkey, the can of cranberry jelly. Dad bought a few sixpacks, and the TV is ready to record the big game. We've got everything set to impress the whole family; even the dog got a haircut. Little Susie made patriotic flags and turkeys out of construction paper in school, the colours rich with brown and orange. Mom had taped those effigies to the cupboard door as she finished preparing the mashed potatoes. Junior mowed the lawn, the good cutlery was all washed, and all the kids' faces had been cleaned. The doorbell is about to ring. The nuclear holocaust is about to begin.

September 8, 2010

Moment of Production

I'm trapped in this little bubble with little metal windows with little stained-glass fractals filtering just a little bit of skylight onto my skin. I look like an iguana, scales biting and slithering and coarsely ingratiating themselves into my raw, rubbed flesh.

September 7, 2010

Pink Book II

it's like a disorder
or an infections
definitely a way of life
definitely not healthy
self-immolation
manipulation
I just want a kiss,
and it turns into an
elaborate psychological torture.

September 6, 2010

Pink Book I

There is an owl flapping by my head. It is tiresome to believe and even more difficult to breathe. When the lights turn on, it's florescent holocaust. The lines are neon jags.
God and Society:
worthless distractions that need to be put the fuck down.

September 5, 2010

British V

spy spy
I got nothing
in my eyes
try try
there ain't nothing
that can fly
I've been the remover
Let your sentiment dissolve
I'll be the last conceiver
Let the precipice contrive

September 4, 2010

British IV

"FUCK
THE
FUZZ"

Chapter 42?!!

Barnacle Booty

~.~

Botch.

Turn your face
To a heart
Made with rain
And all this bacteria

September 3, 2010

British III

Forget... me not. There is no destination.
Ignore... my thoughts. A total lack ____.

sensitivity

TRUE POWER

"Bogey!"

Let's Rock Out

Soundrel Fought
Scoop
Dribble
Crack
Chicks
Waffles
Gents
"I'ma FUCK you up" said the fish.

September 2, 2010

British II

"I want to kiss the internet every time I use the dictionary."
11:45 to something
2088 humanities
THUG LIFE

"What the fuck man!
Oh my fucking God!
"

September 1, 2010

British I

society
would be a lot
better off if every-
one had a lot more
crippling personality disorders