Untimely demise

I play Solitaire for hours on end.
It's a vague attempt to create something enjoyable in my life, I guess.
Sometimes, I wax scientific and speak of how it is pure stimulus/response.
Sometimes, I say it's because I'm soul-crushingly bored here.
Perhaps I have an addictive personality; really, it's not that much of a stretch.

//stop
restart your engines.
burn out your eyes.
reconfigure neural pathways.
examine lifestyle choices.
//go

It is horrendously easy to manipulate people. All you have to do is tell them something they already know and suddenly, you have so much in common. It's important to be sincere about it, otherwise this affirmation won't seem as reliable.
Generally, this is widely applicable. One can use this patchwork puppet show to get sex, money, and fame. Sex and fame are easier, though. Everything's been done for money already. Fuck, yesterday, I saw a video of a guy drinking half a bottle of Ipecac for $500, as long as he threw up on the sidewalk. He did, of course, it was fucking Ipecac.

I am a priest, not a Jezebel.
Either way, you've seen me wrong.