June 16, 2010

A Final Analysis For Today's Lecture

It's an ultimate enterprise driven with nothing habitual or routine.

Geriatric motherfucker! Get off of my lawn.

We're not here to mince words. Your eyes don't open wide enough.

I swear to Bejeebus, I am armed and will not hesitate to protect my wife and kids, bucko!

The various self-directed pain you flail about will be used to illuminate the world for you. You will become a fuller, more actualized person.

...but I'm all alone in here.

You're alone in a room in a house filled with 4 billion people.

Let's fucking do it, I've got this .45.

...okay.

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