Diabolive oil

I like eating fresh meat.
There's something about the taste of blood.
Maybe it's the drool running down my chin.
I can't tell if it's drool or just my head playing tricks on me.
Should I care? Well, I'm not Jewish.
That kosher business doesn't worry me.
Should I do it? Certainly.
Well, it's not like he's hurting anymore.
And cook it? Well, maybe.
Apparently there's a risk of salmonella.
But that's about the same risk for me as cancer.
I smoke only about four cigarettes a day.
Risky business, smoking.